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The Gamers Tavern is a collective of friends based in Munich who spend most of their time playing video games, pissing off their women and being totally fucking rad all at the same time. This website is their gift to the world.

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Tuesday
16Dec2008

INSERT DISTASTEFUL YET HILARIOUS SUICIDE BOMBER JOKE HERE

Hey! The best version of Bomberman ever made ever in the history of the universe is now 200 space bucks cheaper! 

No, this is not that news worthy, I just want more people to play it for the purely selfish reason that when I go online I'll find a match quicker and not be forced to play Japanese bombermeisters and their lag inducing hax. Two 360's and a lan cable get you 8 player bombing goodness! (Tried, tested and declared awesome by actual drunk people!).

It's a live game, so if your Xbox's DVD drive has started treating your expensive game discs in a violent and destructive manner, know that you are definitely not the only one and that you can play this game without fear of that particular defect. Plus your sexy Avatars you say you hate but secretly love are in it (Though not as much as one would hope).

Tuesday
16Dec2008

I miss my Mum

Somewhere between lame and totally awesome is this song about tetris. It made me think about my Mum and then I got a case of the sad.

It's not as good as Yahtzee's Deus Ex Song, that just made me think of how awesome Deus Ex was and how unawesome FPSRPG's have been since, which made me even sadder.

Tuesday
16Dec2008

It's not Wii Music!

Good news for karaoke lovers everywhere! My wife will be really sad that she no longer has a good reason to buy a hot pink PS2 for Singstar's large and poisonous back catalogue, as now you can patch your PS3 version to load data from the OVER 9000 different releases of the PS2 system seller. The functionality is limited to the session in progress, it sounds like you still need to boot up with the PS3 version each time you want to annoy your nachbarin.

It's not emulation though, so everyone who waited for PS3's to get cheaper and less feature rich can still be unjustifiably angry at the lack of progress on the software emulation front, but there you go.

Saturday
06Dec2008

You've been Robo Rolled, bitches!

Ever the fans of great mash ups, we here at the Gamers Tavern just know that when something this undeniably awesome is made known to us, we're very well inclined to share in the wealth. Combining the all powerful Rick Astley with now legendary RPG Chrono Trigger is probably going to result in a cataclysmic chain reaction of awesome that the world cannot possibly hope to contain, but hell, we'll post it anyway.

Here's the video and here's the cleaned up audio file.

Saturday
06Dec2008

The Gamers Tavern Podcasts - Back on iTunes

Like a former lover slinking back to their beau after some ill-advised time away, our podcasts are back on iTunes. Our old iTunes feed no longer works, so don't think about trying that old link.

Instead, click here for some Tavern/iTunes loving.